Self-Help Monologue
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The light goes out and you find yourself back in your everyday life.

 

You vow never to keep a bullet journal but wholeheartedly embrace Unproductive time.

 

“Being deeply unproductive, you mutter, that is the best help at present.”

 

You go on to have a meaningless but blissfully stress-free existence until the end of your days.