Self-Help Monologue

Act 2 Scene 1:

The light that is shining in your eyes starts to flicker, there is a roaring sound and the floor begins to shake, BILLYMACDEITY has arrived.

 

“THERE IS BETTER STUFF WE SHOULD BE DOING!” roars BILLYMACDEITY

 

“Looking after yourself and the community you are in” agrees Tim ‘Wetherspoons’ Martin

 

“Tidying!” sings the Being

 

Creating a routine!" shouts Tim “Wetherspoons’ Martin

 

HOBBY PAINTING FOR ALL” roars BILLYMACDEITY

 

Watching Deep Space Nine” warbles the Being.